- Cayenne pepper will keep the pantry and store-room free from cockroaches and ants.
- Some women won't be happy in heaven unless they can scrub it out once a year.
Yes, go to Kansas. If the grasshoppers do not overrun your farm, the prairie soil will yield a good crop; then you can send it to market and pocket the proceeds.
Church fairs are good things. They teach a man how to preserve a look of deep humility while paying out two dollars of his hard-earned money for a ten-cent pin-cushion.
Pelican Guano! $38.00 per ton. No Odor! No Lumps!